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Shirtless Woman Steals Police Car, Pulls People Over

You have the right to remain high.

Source: The Denver Post

Shirtless woman joyrides in stolen police cruiser
By Ryan Morgan
Denver Post Staff Writer

Monday, January 20, 2003 – A woman who played police officer for two hours in a stolen Loveland cruiser Saturday night wasn’t wearing a gun or a badge.
Or a shirt.

But police said that didn’t stop 22-year-old Amanda Briles – who has a lengthy arrest record – from pulling at least two people over and giving them verbal warnings.

Briles stole the car when police were dispatched to a Loveland neighborhood after a resident reported seeing prowlers breaking lights on her lawn, said Greg Eisentraut, Loveland Police Department spokesman.

Two officers parked their patrol cars near the woman’s property and chased several young adults who were loitering.

“The officers ended up arresting some people for possession of methamphetamine,” Eisentraut said. “During this time, 22-year-old Amanda Briles located one of the patrol cars that was unattended, got in it and drove off.”

When Loveland police officers realized one of their cruisers was cruising without them, they alerted surrounding communities and asked them to keep an eye out for the vehicle, Eisentraut said.

A Colorado State Patrol trooper spotted the car on Interstate 25 near Fort Collins just after 10 p.m., Eisentraut said. The car left I-25 and turned eastbound on Harmony Road.

After making a U-turn and fleeing for a half-mile, Briles eventually pulled over and was arrested, Eisentraut said.

Briles had plenty of fun with the car, Eisentraut said.

Briles had evidently lost her shirt at some point during the night, Eisentraut said. In its place, she was wearing a blue police coat that had been left behind in the cruiser.

Briles was arrested, accused of motor vehicle theft, impersonating a police officer and driving under the influence of drugs.

posted on January 31st, 2003 @ 10:50 pm by Sean Loyless (Haggis) | This article has been viewed 2,752 times.

Comments on Shirtless Woman Steals Police Car, Pulls People Over

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  1. Busby Says:

    Shame on that woman….

  2. Used Cars in Maine Says:

    Crazy – it never fails to amaze me what people will do. At least they gave her a coat.

  3. Sean Says:

    I was so hoping for a photo. :)

  4. Haggis Says:

    See, the typical guys like you and I are picturing a Sport Illustrated supermodel performing this stunt. The unfortunate truth is she probably looks more Rosanne Barr. :O

  5. Amanda Briles Says:

    Rose ann barr that is comical . Just for your information, Let me introduce myself, My name is Amanda Briles the one you pretty much said well we know what you said. Anyway if you are familiar with the internet, my space. I dare you to take a moment and reflect on some of the pictures you might find interesting…Thanks and plus I would rather not think about the way you imagine my little escapade. See ya

    Sincerely Amanda

  6. SeXyCoP81 Says:

    Oh here is one of my pictures so eat your heart out

  7. Haggis Says:

    Okay Amanda, if this is in fact said topless police car stealer, answer this question: What the hell were you on?? :D

  8. SeXyCoP81 Says:

    Let's just say that I had a little cocktail and decided it was a good time to let the loveland police know I was tired of the harrasment.

  9. Haggis Says:

    By “little cocktail” do you mean Big Gulp size?

    I think the funniest part is that you started pulling people over.. topless. Did you actually write them tickets, or just issue a verbal warning? XD

  10. SeXyCoP81 Says:

    Yeah it was pretty funny considering all the charges were dismissed. I did indeed just issue verbal warnings only because I thought of actually writing the ticket out but than began to panic and left the scene. Thanks to the cop who left the car running and the door unlocked so it was not really stealing the police car. I have to say I think it was pretty fun while I had the car..

  11. SeXyCoP81 Says:

    Cant gdamn user pic t act right

  12. SeXyCoP81 Says:

    Cant gdamn user pic t act right

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