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Red Vs Blue: Season Two

“I bet I have better vitals than you…. What are vitals?” – Caboose/O’Malley

If you haven’t found out already, Rooster Teeth Productions released the Season Premiere of Red Vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles on Sunday.

Red Vs Blue chronicles the tedious lives of a group of space marines in the middle of a box canyon and their battles (verbal or physical) with each other. The reward: Two bases in the middle of a box canyon.

Season One saw the death (and reincarnation) of Private Church, the death of the cyber-enhanced bitch, Tex, and we learned that Caboose’s real name is O’Malley and that he’s very angry.

Click here to download Red Vs Blue Episode 20: Everything Old Is New Again

posted on January 15th, 2004 @ 4:17 pm by Sean Loyless (Haggis) | This article has been viewed 7,054 times.

Comments on Red Vs Blue: Season Two

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  1. Someone Says:

    I really dont know what this is could someone tell me??

  2. Church Says:

    It is a story based on the Blood Gulch map in halo. If you have not seen them you should go to http://www.redvsblue.com and download/watch them. Then you will know.

  3. -=K.b=-ChUrCh Says:

    Red vs. Blue, it isnt just a comedy, its a step to a new kind of comedy. Caboose, then average moron, Chruch, they guy that always get mad at the dumb one, and has a very low patiants, and alot more goofy and funny people that will make you die laughing. I recieved this dvd on the weekend from a family friend, and watched it and first thaught it would be dumb, but once i got into it, i loved it. I let my friends borrowit, and its now there favorite movie. i just wont to give credits to the guys that made this movie ” Good Job Guys, Keep The Movies and Seasons Coming!”

    sincerly,
    -=k.b=-ChUrCh (thats my counter strike name, hehe)

  4. Matt Says:

    i thought it sucked. It was an excuse for nerds to make a movie out of a video game. Do me a favor and kill urselves…all of u.

  5. T man Says:

    i think it is wat is to come. u can actually relate this to real life. the pissed off guy (church) has some sense and shows it by trying to shut the rest up. the moron (caboose) thinks he’s (or she’s) so smart and trys to show it but they can’t because they r a moron. and so on. i think it is funny. ( so shut up all u cock bites)

  6. T man Says:

    i think it is wat is to come. u can actually relate this to real life. the pissed off guy (church) has some sense and shows it by trying to shut the rest up. the moron (caboose) thinks he’s (or she’s) so smart and trys to show it but they can’t because they r a moron. and so on. i think it is funny. ( so show some respect because thats y they have 2 seasons goin now)

  7. Moose Says:

    I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

  8. Moose Says:

    I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

  9. Moose Says:

    I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

  10. Darkfox Says:

    I think that this is a very well done comedy, i mean, i don’t think any one else can do this sort of job better that these guys, keep up the good work!

  11. dark child Says:

    this is cool as hell.u guys do a hell of a job on this. keep doing it

  12. night_dragon Says:

    RVB is the best thing to hit halo since halo!!! me and a friend are starting a new thing called black Vs. white check it out its in the side winderlevel were giving credit to RVB for insparashon and all so keep it up RVB

  13. night_dragon Says:

    RVB is the best thing to hit halo since halo!!! me and a friend are starting a new thing called black Vs. white check it out its in the side winderlevel were giving credit to RVB for insparashon and all so keep it up RVB

  14. jimmy johnson Says:

    I think RVB the best thing since slice of bread! Don’t mind my name it isn’t real. But serious now good work thatkeep it up

  15. trip Says:

    red vs blue kicks ass, it so funny!

  16. zac Says:

    first: lemme tell you, if you really want to talk to me call 1900gaymnsx and be prepared to pay for it…lol

    and secondly, this shit is funny…i mean really…i’m fucking serious. It is funny. You will laugh. (/me shoots mind control beam)

    /\/\/\|—-|\/\/\/ 8-O |-_/|\-_| (((me behind a shield))—-radar tower which it is on:—-((o))))

  17. Uncle Julio Says:

    I think they have gone far enough with it. They should cut it off after season 2. If they keep it going too much longer it’ll turn into the simpsons, and just be a bunch of boring episodes that repeat themselves. What has come so far is good, but go out in glory before you burn out RvB!

  18. Jay Rawe Says:

    rvb is the coolest site on the web since newgrounds…..keep up the good work guys

  19. Jay Rawe Says:

    rvb is the coolest site on the web since newgrounds…..keep up the good work guys

  20. mad_fucktard Says:

    i think its pretty original and i congradulate on the fuckers who did it

  21. obscurusferox Says:

    where can i find all of the red vs blue episodes because the one on the site starts from 7 and then it gets to 12 and the next is 20 and i cant find any

  22. Caboose Says:

    For obscurusferox, the place to go for all RVB episodes is wodinns page. te adress typed into the bar is:

    http://www.uvm.edu/~pzahn/RvB/Redvsblue.html

    that has all episodes and PSA’s (public service announcements)

  23. Anonymous Says:

    God damn you’re all so stupid. Okay, not all, but only 10% of you can spell, and 9% of those that can spell post their thing 2 or 3 times. And BlackVsWhite? God save us all.

  24. knicknack Says:

    Phentermine (?) I’m guessing that you don’t like RvB, but i don’t see why not. It has humor, and sorry if you don’t like to laugh, but don’t spoil it for anyone else you giant fuckwad of whale sperm.

  25. Someone Says:

    I really dont know what this is could someone tell me??

  26. Church Says:

    It is a story based on the Blood Gulch map in halo. If you have not seen them you should go to http://www.redvsblue.com and download/watch them. Then you will know.

  27. -=K.b=-ChUrCh Says:

    Red vs. Blue, it isnt just a comedy, its a step to a new kind of comedy. Caboose, then average moron, Chruch, they guy that always get mad at the dumb one, and has a very low patiants, and alot more goofy and funny people that will make you die laughing. I recieved this dvd on the weekend from a family friend, and watched it and first thaught it would be dumb, but once i got into it, i loved it. I let my friends borrowit, and its now there favorite movie. i just wont to give credits to the guys that made this movie ” Good Job Guys, Keep The Movies and Seasons Coming!”

    sincerly,
    -=k.b=-ChUrCh (thats my counter strike name, hehe)

  28. Matt Says:

    i thought it sucked. It was an excuse for nerds to make a movie out of a video game. Do me a favor and kill urselves…all of u.

  29. T man Says:

    i think it is wat is to come. u can actually relate this to real life. the pissed off guy (church) has some sense and shows it by trying to shut the rest up. the moron (caboose) thinks he’s (or she’s) so smart and trys to show it but they can’t because they r a moron. and so on. i think it is funny. ( so shut up all u cock bites)

  30. T man Says:

    i think it is wat is to come. u can actually relate this to real life. the pissed off guy (church) has some sense and shows it by trying to shut the rest up. the moron (caboose) thinks he’s (or she’s) so smart and trys to show it but they can’t because they r a moron. and so on. i think it is funny. ( so show some respect because thats y they have 2 seasons goin now)

  31. Moose Says:

    I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

  32. Moose Says:

    I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

  33. Moose Says:

    I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

  34. Darkfox Says:

    I think that this is a very well done comedy, i mean, i don’t think any one else can do this sort of job better that these guys, keep up the good work!

  35. dark child Says:

    this is cool as hell.u guys do a hell of a job on this. keep doing it

  36. night_dragon Says:

    RVB is the best thing to hit halo since halo!!! me and a friend are starting a new thing called black Vs. white check it out its in the side winderlevel were giving credit to RVB for insparashon and all so keep it up RVB

  37. night_dragon Says:

    RVB is the best thing to hit halo since halo!!! me and a friend are starting a new thing called black Vs. white check it out its in the side winderlevel were giving credit to RVB for insparashon and all so keep it up RVB

  38. jimmy johnson Says:

    I think RVB the best thing since slice of bread! Don’t mind my name it isn’t real. But serious now good work thatkeep it up

  39. trip Says:

    red vs blue kicks ass, it so funny!

  40. zac Says:

    first: lemme tell you, if you really want to talk to me call 1900gaymnsx and be prepared to pay for it…lol

    and secondly, this shit is funny…i mean really…i’m fucking serious. It is funny. You will laugh. (/me shoots mind control beam)

    ///|—-|/// 8-O |-_/|-_| (((me behind a shield))—-radar tower which it is on:—-((o))))

  41. Uncle Julio Says:

    I think they have gone far enough with it. They should cut it off after season 2. If they keep it going too much longer it’ll turn into the simpsons, and just be a bunch of boring episodes that repeat themselves. What has come so far is good, but go out in glory before you burn out RvB!

  42. Jay Rawe Says:

    rvb is the coolest site on the web since newgrounds…..keep up the good work guys

  43. Jay Rawe Says:

    rvb is the coolest site on the web since newgrounds…..keep up the good work guys

  44. mad_fucktard Says:

    i think its pretty original and i congradulate on the fuckers who did it

  45. obscurusferox Says:

    where can i find all of the red vs blue episodes because the one on the site starts from 7 and then it gets to 12 and the next is 20 and i cant find any

  46. Caboose Says:

    For obscurusferox, the place to go for all RVB episodes is wodinns page. te adress typed into the bar is:

    http://www.uvm.edu/~pzahn/RvB/Redvsblue.html

    that has all episodes and PSA’s (public service announcements)

  47. Anonymous Says:

    God damn you’re all so stupid. Okay, not all, but only 10% of you can spell, and 9% of those that can spell post their thing 2 or 3 times. And BlackVsWhite? God save us all.

  48. knicknack Says:

    Phentermine (?) I’m guessing that you don’t like RvB, but i don’t see why not. It has humor, and sorry if you don’t like to laugh, but don’t spoil it for anyone else you giant fuckwad of whale sperm.

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