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Jolt Cola Rocks!

Yeah, so this is what happened when I found that HEB Grocery carried Jolt Cola. Jolt was always something of a myth as a child. It was the “Super Cola” that was said to have so much caffiene it makes your head explode. People I knew always “knew someone” who had it or some magic store in the middle of nowhere that carried it, but I never actually had it.

I was at work, had an idea in my head for a goofy set of pics, and grabbed my Nokia 3650 camera phone. I think I may have way too much free time on my hands. :)

Oh, and for those who have never tried Jolt, it tastes like a flat RC Cola, which tastes like ass already. It will indeed “Wake You The Fuck Up” though.

posted on May 26th, 2004 @ 7:47 pm by Sean Loyless (Haggis) | This article has been viewed 1,529 times.

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  1. james Says:

    the food court at virginia tech used to carry cans of jolt. sundays for me usually included converting my unused meals for the week into credits which i then used to stockpile jolt. this might help to explain my terrible sleeping patterns during college. and the twitching.

    i do have to agree on the taste, though. except i normally enjoy non-flat rc cola. but oh well, caffeine trumps flavor.

  2. squishybear Says:

    hahahaha! Those are great!

    I remember using Jolt when we would have those lock ins in high school and jr. high .. trying to stay up all night.

    It was icky but it worked! :-P

  3. XxxiannNDee Says:

    JOLT ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!! It’s like crizznack for kizznids….muah-hahahahahahahahahhahahahah
    EVIL XxX strikes again.

  4. james Says:

    the food court at virginia tech used to carry cans of jolt. sundays for me usually included converting my unused meals for the week into credits which i then used to stockpile jolt. this might help to explain my terrible sleeping patterns during college. and the twitching.

    i do have to agree on the taste, though. except i normally enjoy non-flat rc cola. but oh well, caffeine trumps flavor.

  5. squishybear Says:

    hahahaha! Those are great!

    I remember using Jolt when we would have those lock ins in high school and jr. high .. trying to stay up all night.

    It was icky but it worked! :-P

  6. XxxiannNDee Says:

    JOLT ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!! It’s like crizznack for kizznids….muah-hahahahahahahahahhahahahah
    EVIL XxX strikes again.

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