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Inappropriate Toys for Children

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Dora The Explorer: Dora Aquapet: The best toy for all young females and confused young boys.

If you think that was bad, you should see the companion piece:

Dora the Explorer Pink Cavern Setâ„¢

Now Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapetâ„¢!

The Pink Cavern Setâ„¢ is custom designed for hours of in-and-out playtime! The Dora Aquapetâ„¢ fits snuggly in the tight opening of the Pink Cavern Set for at least 30 minutes of enjoyment!*

*Lubricant may be required. Dora Aquapetâ„¢ may require a sandwich or a nap afterwards.

posted on November 17th, 2006 @ 1:14 pm by Sean Loyless (Haggis) | This article has been viewed 17,781 times.

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  1. Smokin Says:

    That is gross.

  2. Smokin Says:

    That is gross.

  3. bdogg_mcgee Says:

    ROTFL!! I predict it going the way of the vibrating Nimbus 2000 (Harry Potter broom) sometime in the future…

  4. bdogg_mcgee Says:

    OMG–did you READ the user comments on Amazon???? Holy crap!!!

  5. bdogg_mcgee Says:

    ROTFL!! I predict it going the way of the vibrating Nimbus 2000 (Harry Potter broom) sometime in the future…

  6. bdogg_mcgee Says:

    OMG–did you READ the user comments on Amazon???? Holy crap!!!

  7. zach Says:

    that is so freakishly gross, but funny

  8. zach Says:

    that is so freakishly gross, but funny

  9. Smokin Says:

    Seeing that there was a new comment, I decided to reread the old ones.

    Intending to read the user comments on Amazon, much to my surprise, the page you’ve linked is now long gone. Hehehe.

  10. Smokin Says:

    Seeing that there was a new comment, I decided to reread the old ones.

    Intending to read the user comments on Amazon, much to my surprise, the page you’ve linked is now long gone. Hehehe.

  11. Haggis Says:

    Yeah I think the number of hits + comments the page was getting forced them to take it down. I don’t know if it’s even sold anymore, at least not the Dora versions. It was funny while it lasted.

  12. Haggis Says:

    Yeah I think the number of hits + comments the page was getting forced them to take it down. I don’t know if it’s even sold anymore, at least not the Dora versions. It was funny while it lasted.

  13. Xopher.tm Says:

    There is still a Boots version on Amazon if you hunt for it.

    He’s wearing a snorkel….

  14. Xopher.tm Says:

    There is still a Boots version on Amazon if you hunt for it.

    He’s wearing a snorkel….

  15. alex Says:

    dumb design

  16. kids toys Says:

    Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapet

  17. kids toys Says:

    Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapet

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