Inappropriate Toys for Children

Dora The Explorer: Dora Aquapet: The best toy for all young females and confused young boys.
If you think that was bad, you should see the companion piece:
Dora the Explorer Pink Cavern Setâ„¢
Now Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapetâ„¢!
The Pink Cavern Setâ„¢ is custom designed for hours of in-and-out playtime! The Dora Aquapetâ„¢ fits snuggly in the tight opening of the Pink Cavern Set for at least 30 minutes of enjoyment!*
*Lubricant may be required. Dora Aquapetâ„¢ may require a sandwich or a nap afterwards.





November 18th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
That is gross.
November 18th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
That is gross.
November 18th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
ROTFL!! I predict it going the way of the vibrating Nimbus 2000 (Harry Potter broom) sometime in the future…
November 18th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
OMG–did you READ the user comments on Amazon???? Holy crap!!!
November 18th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
ROTFL!! I predict it going the way of the vibrating Nimbus 2000 (Harry Potter broom) sometime in the future…
November 18th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
OMG–did you READ the user comments on Amazon???? Holy crap!!!
January 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
that is so freakishly gross, but funny
January 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
that is so freakishly gross, but funny
January 16th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Seeing that there was a new comment, I decided to reread the old ones.
Intending to read the user comments on Amazon, much to my surprise, the page you’ve linked is now long gone. Hehehe.
January 16th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Seeing that there was a new comment, I decided to reread the old ones.
Intending to read the user comments on Amazon, much to my surprise, the page you’ve linked is now long gone. Hehehe.
January 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Yeah I think the number of hits + comments the page was getting forced them to take it down. I don’t know if it’s even sold anymore, at least not the Dora versions. It was funny while it lasted.
January 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Yeah I think the number of hits + comments the page was getting forced them to take it down. I don’t know if it’s even sold anymore, at least not the Dora versions. It was funny while it lasted.
February 16th, 2008 at 12:58 am
There is still a Boots version on Amazon if you hunt for it.
He’s wearing a snorkel….
February 16th, 2008 at 12:58 am
There is still a Boots version on Amazon if you hunt for it.
He’s wearing a snorkel….
November 5th, 2008 at 4:56 am
dumb design
November 6th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapet
November 6th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapet