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Rainbow Brite: The Movie

Conforming to Hollywood’s recent trend of raping our childhood memories, E! Network’s The Soup gives us an exclusive look at the next big blockbuster based off of another classic cartoon from the 1980′s: Rainbow Brite.

I predict already that it will outsell Transformers and Spider-Man 3 COMBINED. The casting decision to play Rainbow Brite herself is genius, and I couldn’t have picked anybody better.

I think i’m gonna have a nightmare about it tonight.

posted on August 7th, 2007 @ 2:06 pm by Sean Loyless (Haggis) | This article has been viewed 1,860 times.

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  1. Haggis Says:

    Looking at the video again, I’ve decided that I have a man-crush on Joel McHale.

    I think the only things I like better are Hamwinkies and Oprah’s Vah-jay-jay.

    /Man-kini

  2. Haggis Says:

    Looking at the video again, I’ve decided that I have a man-crush on Joel McHale.

    I think the only things I like better are Hamwinkies and Oprah’s Vah-jay-jay.

    /Man-kini

  3. MonaLisa Says:

    Ha! This is hilarious. He looks surprisingly great in that costume (so natural… so colorful)…

  4. MonaLisa Says:

    Ha! This is hilarious. He looks surprisingly great in that costume (so natural… so colorful)…

  5. Noah Says:

    Screw Rainbow Brite! Where’s the Watchmen Countdown clock? And DAMMIT! I meant to bring my Watchmen up for you tonight, but forgot!

  6. Noah Says:

    Screw Rainbow Brite! Where’s the Watchmen Countdown clock? And DAMMIT! I meant to bring my Watchmen up for you tonight, but forgot!

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